Edgy
Just when you thought it was safe...
I have this creeping feeling that I need to be more edgy. What can that mean? Living the rock'n'roll dream? Starting an OnlyFans? Walking into my local mosque wearing a kippah embroidered in blue and white??
The honest answer is probably none of these - the first one I tried as a teenager and it sucks, the second I don't have the knockers for and as for the third, I'd possibly just be politely asked to take the thing off, which doesn't make me edgy at all, just a twat.
So, what really would make me a bit edgy? I paint my nails glittery black, which for a 58 year old man who is not your death-metal type (no skull-tattoos, piercings or leather pants) is a bit weird. I have a page on DeviantArt where I post PhotoShopped selfies, and AI generated anything. But edgy? Slightly, but nowhere near enough.